Cooties Lyrics

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Cooties Lyrics




Tracy Turnblad, this is for you.



They came from way far out

In outer space

And with her help

They may destroy the human race



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



They've found a place to nest!



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



If I were her I'd be depressed

Long tailed, Sharp nailed

Fuzzy legs, laying eggs



'Eww, get 'em away from me, get 'em away from me...eww!'



In science class

She's like a walking Show and tell

Her pet skunk ran away

'Cause it couldn't take the smell



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



Nobody want to sit by her



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



She don't need a coat

'Cause she's got fur!

Circle, circle,



Dot, dot, dot



Hurry, get your cootie shot!



'Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!'



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



She's just as friendly as can be



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



She shows them Cootie hospitality



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



She's like a living "twilight zone"



She's got cooties!

...Cooties!



Quick, get rod serling on the phone!



Black, white, red, green



Every color in between



Dresses like a circus clown



Somebody oughta hose her down



Grew up in a cootie zoo

I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!



'And that's for you!'