(It's) Hairspray Lyrics

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(It's) Hairspray Lyrics




And now, live, from the certified up to code Baltimore Eventorium...

...for the first time ever on nationwide television...

It's The Corny Collins Spectacular...



He's Corny!!



...Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!



What gives a girl

Power and punch?

Is it charm, Is it poise?

No, it's hairspray!



What gets a gal

Asked out to lunch

Is it brains, is it dough?

No, it's hairspray!



If you take a ride

With no can at your side

Then your flip will be gone

With the wind



But if you spray it and lock it,

You can take off in a rocket

And in outer space

Each hair will be in place



Why take a chance

When you get up and dance

If you twist, I insist

You use Hairspray



And tell your mother

Her head she should smother

With "Ultra-clutch" Faithfully



So if you're a redhead,

A blonde or Brunette

Just take my advice

And you might just get

The only thing better than hairspray



That's me!



Ska-doo-dle-ya

Doo-dle-e-ya do wah!



Forget the milkman

The only thing better than hairspray



Hairspray WOW!



That's me!



What makes a man

Reach out and touch?

Ultra clutch!



So if you're a redhead,

A blonde or Brunette

Just take my advice

And you might just get



The only thing better than hairspray



That's me!



Ska-doo-dle-e-ya

Doo-dle-e-ya do wah!



He's Corny Collins!



The only thing better than hairspray



Hairspray WOW!



That's me!



Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!

Do wow!



'Hey baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!'



Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do

Do wah!!!